The Star Wars movies have seen both critical (almost cult-like) success and harsh (rage-filled) criticism. Movies this beloved have to be put under a microscope, if only to see what all the hype is about.
But like anything that’s nerdy and popular, you have a subsection of fans who get very passionate about their fictional escape. They will call themselves “True” fans (Which is snobbish and pretentious), but I will call them…. Hardcore.
From all of my nerdy conversation with other fans of star wars, as well as nerd-raged bitching I have come across on the internet; this is how most of the Hardcore Star Wars fans think of the movies overall.
Episode 1: It doesn’t exist!!!!!!!
Episode 2: The worst one of the group.
Episode 3: Ehhhhhhhhh…… it was a’ight!
Episode 4: Nostalgic Feels!
Episode 5: I WILL MURDER ANYONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THIS MOVIE!
Episode 6: Great film…….minus the Ewoks and that stupid-ass Tarzan tell.
Bonus (The Holiday Special): See episode 1.
Welp, now you know how the nerds feel about this. I’m sleepy and tired from work, PEACE!